"It is a God-given right of youth to take a hopeful outlook upon the world."
-Henry Hopkins

"There are hundreds of thousands of kids walking around with a sleeping monster inside them."
-Mackenzie Phillips

"Money can't buy friends, but you get a better class of enemy."
-Spike Milligan

"None but the brave deserves the fair."
-Dryden

"A dramatic thing, the first time you stand up to your dad."
-Lenny Kravitz

"I recommend limiting one's involvement in other people's lives to a pleasantly scant minimum."
-Quentin Crisp

"The snow doesn't give a soft white damn whom it touches."
-e e cummings

"What use is it to endure the Dutch Rubs and Indian Rope Burns that are politics if you can't obtain mastery over people and give them noogies back?"
-P. J. O'Rourke, Rolling Stone #810

"Don't try to explain it, just sell it."
-Colonel Tom Parker

"We know too much, and are convinced of too little. Our literature is a substitute for religion, and so is our religion."
-T. S. Eliot

"I don't think there's anything unique about human intellience. All the nuerons in the brain that make up perceptions and emotions operate in a binary fashion."
- Bill Gates

"If you must fight, pick only worthy adversaries."
-C. W. Barron

"The young man who has not wept is a savage, the old man who will not laugh is a fool."
-George Santayana

"Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy person has no time to form."
-Andre Maurois

"Let my soul smile through my heart and my heart smile through my eyes, that I may scatter rich smiles in sad hearts."
-Paramahansa Yogananda

"He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals."
-A fortune cookie in Chicago

"Each nation feels superior to other nations. That breeds patriotism - and wars."
-Dale Carnegie

"By action and reaction do we become strong or weak, according to the character of our thoughts and mental states. Fear is the deadly nightshade of the mind."
-Edward Walker

"Too much of a good thing is wonderful."
-Mae West

"An artist is completely amoral in that he will rob, beg, borrow, or steal from anybody and everybody to get the work done."
-William Faulkner

"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."
-Mark Twain

"Optimism is a psychological disorder exhibited by those out of touch with reality"
-Oliver Pell

"Live together like brothers and do business like strangers"
-Arabic proverb

"Fuel is not sold in a forest, nor fish in a lake"
-Chinese proverb

Life would be easier if you could pick who you loved
-Unknown

"Everything comes with instructions, except human beings..."
-Anonymous