I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer
--Manhattan Murder Mystery
The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he
--The Usual Suspects
All human beings are becoming humanoids.
All over the world, not just in America.
We're just getting there faster
since we're the most advanced country.
Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
My life is passing in front of my
eyes. The worst part is I'm driving a used car.
--Manhattan Murder Mystery
The issue isn't whether you're paranoid,
It's whether you're paranoid enough.
We're on a mission from God
--The Blues Brothers
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of
--Crimes and Misdemeanors
The chip. The British contribution to world cuisine.
--A Fish Called Wanda
If Jesus Christ came back today and saw what was being done in his name,
stop throwing up.
--Hannah and Her Sisters
Hannibal Lecter: How did you catch me, Will?
Will: You had disadvantages.
Hannibal Lecter: What disadvantages?
WIll: You're insane.
My name is Nick.
My father thought of it shaving
In the event of war, I'm a hostage.
As far as I know, and what I don't
ain't worth knowing.
Like I've always said,
If you don't have anything
nice to say,
come sit by me.
(Holding up a picture of a simple circle)
You know, for kids!
--The Hudsucker Proxy
But she was so sweet and we just walked in the park and I was so touched
by her that,
after fifteen minutes, I wanted to marry her and, after half an hour, I
up the idea of snatching her purse.
--Take The Money and Run
"Crash" Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the
pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball,
high fibre, good Scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag
are self-indulgent overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey
Oswald acted alone, I believe there ought to be a
constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturft and the
designated hitter, I believe in the sweet spot, soft core
pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning
rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long slow
deep soft wet kisses that last three days. Good night.
Annie: Oh my.
You don't wanna get laid, man.
It leads to kissing and pretty soon you gotta talk to 'em.
Linda Emery: A philosophy major? Now, what can
you do with a philosophy major?
Bruce Lee: You can think deep thoughts about
--Dragon, the Bruce Lee Story
Kent: You're all a bunch of degenerates!
Chris Knight: Oh, really? Well, what about that time I
found you naked with that bowl of jello?
Kent: You did not!
Chris Knight: This is true.
Kent: Yeah, well I was hot and I was hungry!
Spider: It's too bad we had to kill her. I really liked the
outfit she had on.
--Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama
Venkman: I'm a little hazy on this good/bad stuff. What exactly is bad?
Igon: Imagine life as you know it stopping instantaneously and all the
molecules in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Venkman:That would be bad.
You're acting like a thing from another tax bracket!
--Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Airline stewardess:Would you like something to drink?-
Clark Grizwald: Yeah, I'd like a Coke.
Airline stewardess:Would you like that in the Can
Clark Grizwald:(looks down the aisle toward bathroom) No I'll just have
it right here, thanks.
(counting the number of people he has to kill
from a long-distance)
"1,2,3,4,5,6,7...huh! Oswald was a fag."
--The Usual Suspects
Nice piano interlude
"That's a very beautiful piece, what do you call it?" Rob Reiner
"Oh that's a little something I've been fooling around with, I call it,
"Lick my love pump" - Nigel Tufnell
--This Is Spinal Tap
I love the smell of napalm in the morning
"What shall we hang, the holly or each other?"
-The Lion in WInter
"Never apologize, it's a sign of weakness."
Spoken by the John Wayne character, Captain Nathan Brittles, in John
Ford's "She Wore a Yellow Ribbon.
Sgt. addressing the troops warning his men to speak cleanly as women will
be joining the wagon train.
"Watch them words, men!"
And from the rear of the assembled troop is heard, "Watch them grammar!"
"Shakespeare once said: Life is pretty stupid, with lot's of hubbub to
keep you busy, but really not amounting to much...I'm paraphrasing of
course." --L.A. Story
big tough looking dude (forgot his name): is that supposed to be funny?
joker: well, they call me the joker.
big tough dude: well i got a joke for you. i'm gonna tear you a new
-Full Metal Jacket
Caddyshack: "The one physical model of the universe, the shortest distance
between two points is a straight line, in the opposite direction."
from Army of Darkness -
Evil Ash: "You're good Ash, and I'm bad Ash. You're a goody little two
shoes, goody little two shoes, goody little two shoes--"
Ash: "Good. Bad. I'm the one with the gun."
"bulimia is so '87, Heather."
Try not! Do, or do not! There is no try!
Empire Strikes Back
"What the American Public doesn't know, is exactly what makes them
the American Public" - Dan Akroyd in _Tommy Boy_
How about something from "Barton Fink":
Barton, handcuffed to his bed by Charlie, aka Mad Man Munt: "Why me?"
MMM: Because you... don't... LISTEN!
Then of course there's Blade Runner:
Roy: "All those memories, lost--likes tears in rain. Time to die."
And how bout this from St. Elmo's Fire:
Kirby: I always thought we'd be friends forever.
Keven: Yeah, well, forever got a lot shorter suddenly, didn't it?
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in
awhile, you might miss it."
-Ferris Beuller's Day Off
"well . . . here's to the pencil pushers. May they all die of lead
(Who Framed Roger Rabbit)
Harry:"A man can never be friends with a woman he finds attractive, he
always wants to have sex with her."
Sally:"That's not true! I have a number of men friends and there is no
Harry:"No, you don't"
Sally:"Yes, I do."
Harry:"No, you don't"
Sally:"You're saying I'm having sex with these men without my
Harry:"No, I'm saying they all want to have sex with you."
Sally:"Well, what if they don't want to have sex with you?"
Harry:"It doesn't matter because the sex part is already out there, so
the friendship is ultimately doomed, and that is the end of the story."
Sally:"So a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?"
Harry:"No, you pretty much want to nail them, too"
-When Harry Met Sally
Chris Knight: I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said,
"I drank what?"
-- Real Genuis
Arnold: "I've taught myself how to cook, sew, fix plumbing and even give
myself a pat on the back when necessary. The only things I need from
anyone is love and respect and anyone who can't give me that has no
place in my life"
"You're throwing me out!?!?"
-- Torch Song Trilogy
"This isn't personal Kay, it's business." The Godfather -
"If I'm not back in five minutes, wait longer." --Ace
Ventura, Pet Detective
"When you tell on someone, you're not only telling on
them. You're telling on yourself." --Brady Bunch Movie
Gee Ricky...I'm really sorry your mom blew up. The doctor says she'll be
better in a few weeks. I guess she just won't be able to eat and spicy
foods for a while.
- Lane Myer - BETTER OFF DEAD
"i know what you're thinking, did he fire six shots or only five
to tell the truth in all this confusion i forgot myself
now being that this is a .44 magnum the most powerful handgun in
the world and can take your head clean off, you have to ask yourself
a question, do i feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?
Josey Wales: "It seems like just when I get to likin' somebody they ain't
around very long."
Old Indian: "It seems like when you get to dislikin' somebody they ain't
around long either."
"Of course we can still be friends, just don't call me."
- Get Crazy
Wanna-be Gunslinger to Clint Eastwood's character:
"You don't look no meaner 'n hell cold blooded killer..."
"Yeah, well, I ain't like that no more."
"I was just nowhere near your neighborhood."-Singles
"Are you gonna do something, or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?"
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Without lamps, there would be no light.
--The Breakfast Club
"Are you talking to ME?" - Taxi Driver
You might know who we are, but we know who you are. Understand.
"You know Keaton says he doesn't believe in God but he fears him. Well I
believe in God, but the only thing i fear is Keyser Sosay!"
-Verbal Kent in "Usual Suspects"
"You gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite?"
-Mr. Blonde "Reservoir Dogs"
"Will you marry me? Do you have any money? Answer the second question
first otherwise we'll stop this conversation right hear."
-Groucho Marx "Animal Crackers"
Richard: "Tommy, back from college in just under a decade."
Tommy: "Hey, a lot of people go to college for seven years."
Richard: "Yeah, they're called doctors."
i'd rather have a moment of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special
I'll be taking these Huggies, and, uh, whatever cash you got
Billy Madison: Hey Miss Vaughn- Wannt some of this millk?
Veronica Vaughn: Billy, this milk belongs to that room.
Billy: Oh, nobody has to know about it. This could be our milk.
Miss Vaughn: Billy, no milk will ever be our milk.
Billy (to custodian): Hey sideburns, want some of this milk?
Custodian: I'd rather have a beer
Oh, Veronica Vaughn. Soooo hot. Want to touch the heiney.
Will you just watch the hair? You know, I work on my hair a long time
and you hit it. He hits my
Saturday Night Fever
Senator, my offer is this: nothing.Not even the price of the gaming
license, which I would appreciate if you would put up personally.
-- The Godfather
We are no longer the knights who say "neep." We are now the nights who
-- Holy Grail
-- Three Amigos
I like to consider myself an educated man, but I'm afraid I can't speak
intelligently on the travel habits of William Santiago.
--Few Good men
Are you Markinson? same movie
It was a glorious time. Wiseguys were everywhere. It was before
Appalachia, and before Crazy Joe decided to take on a boss and start a
war. It was when I met the world. It was when I first met Jimmy
After Annie apologizes for the ways she parks the car, "That's all
right. We can walk to the curb from here."
Gozer the Traveller - he will come in one of the prechosen forms.
During the rectification of the Valdranaii, the traveller came as a large
moving Torr! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the
Meketrex supplicants they chose a new form for him - THAT OF A GIANT
SLORR! Many shubs and zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the
debths of the slorr that day, I can tell you!
"Long tall sally, she built sweet, she's got everything, uncle john
need! Oh baby, oh baby, gonna have me some fun! Gonna have me some
fun!" -Predator (Mac, played by bill duke)
It's from Star Trek: Generations. When Dr. Soron, played by Malcom
McDowell, says to Captain Picard:
"They say time is the fire in which we burn. Right now Captain, my time
is running out. We leave so many things unfinished in our lives. I know
"Hello, my name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to
'The Princess Bride'
"I hope you can enjoy the victory with one friggen' eye!!"-The Mask
...evil will always win, because good is dumb!
-Dark Helmet, "Spaceballs"
"its always dark in the begining." the neverending story
"Ah, here it is, So-crates. 'The only true wisdom is in knowing
that you know nothing.' That's us, dude."
-Ted to Bill from "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure"
"Who's more foolish? The fool, or the one who follow's him?"
-Ben Kenobi form "Star Wars"
"The many truths we cling to depend greatly on our point of view."
-Ben Kenobi from "Return of the Jedi"
"I feel the need; the need for speed!"
-Maverick and Goose from "Top Gun"
"You should've seen the cover they wanted to do."
-Fran Drescher's character to Ian Faith from "This is Spinal
"Women, you can't live with 'em, you can't kill 'em."
-Tom Arnold's character from "True Lies"
"I'll be back" - Terminator
Buyer : "What flavour is it?"
Vendor (John Cleese) : "It's a bloody albatross, it hasn't got any
flavour! ALBATROSS! ALBATROSS!"
Customer : "An argument is a connected series of statements intended to
establish a proposition! It's not just saying 'no, it isn't'!"
"Pro" arguer : "Yes it is!"
Customer : "No it isn't!!"
- Monthy Python live in the Hollywood bowl
Sometimes I even amaze myself.- Han Solo, Empire Strikes Back
"Shit. You shoot me in a dream you better wake-up and apologize."
Victims.. Aren't we all?
"You... your dead! You blew my cover, your dead, you hear me, your
dead! The Corps is mother the Corps is father. Your dead Lyta
Alexander! We'll find you the Corps will find you!"- Talia to Lyta
(after Contorl takes her over), "Divided Loyalties"
Men should be like Kleenex- soft, strong and disposable.
If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human
being, you'd be a game show host.
"We don't go anywhere. Going somewhere is for squares. We just go."
The Wild One (1954)
"Exterminate all rational thought. that is the conclusion I have come
- Peter Weller
Naked lunch (1991)
Jamie Lee Curtis -"You think your an intellectual, don't you ape?"
Kevin Kline -"Apes don't read philosophy."
Jamie Lee Curtis -"Yes they do Otto, they just don't understand it!"
- Jamie Lee Curtis & Kevin Kline
A Fish Called Wanda (1988)
I belong in a maximum security prison for men!!! AHHH!!
-A Pyromaniac's Love Story
What... you're crying...there's no crying in baseball...there's no
crying in BASEBALL! - Tom Hanks, A league of their own
Wyatt Earp says,
"I'm coming and Hell's coming with me." - Tombstone
Jules: You ever read the Bible, Brett?
Brett: (in spasm) Yes.
Jules: There's a passage I got memorized,
seems appropriate for this situation: Ezekiel 25:17.
"The path of the righteous man is beset on
all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness,
for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon
"Take me to bed or lose me forever."
-Charlie to Maverick in Top Gun.
"I wasn't kidding. I do have a test today. It's on European
What's the big deal? I'm not European. I don't plan on becoming
European. So why should I care if they're socialists? They could be
facist, anarchist pigs. It still wouldn't change the fact that I don't
have a car." --Ferris Bueller (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)
Pricipal:"He's been absent NINE times.
mom: NINE Times?
Principal: NINE Times.
Judd Nelson (?) in the Breakfeast club:
Ya see this? It's about the size of a cigar burn wouldn't you say?
is what you get in my house for spilling paint in the garage. Did I
"After all, there's no point in hurting somebody who
doesn't mean anything to you." - Bitter Moon
I'd agree with you if you were
Rhett Butler (to Scarlet O'hara): You need to be kissed, and often, by
someone who knows how.
Scarlet:You think you are the man to do it?
Rhett:No, because that is what you want!!!
-Gone With the Wind